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January 24th, 2010
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January 23rd, 2010
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This brand-new 50th Anniversary edition of CAROUSEL is definitely a must for all fans of the uplifting and spirited Rodgers and Hammerstein classic. Considered by Rodgers as the personal favourite of all his works, and based on the play “Liliom” by Ferenc Molnar; the yarn concerns innocent factory-girl Julie Jordan (Shirley Jones) and jaded carnival barker Billy Bigelow (Gordon MacRae) . Despite coming from the opposite sides of the track, the two plunge in treasure, but their relationship is tempered by Billy’s violent outbursts and inability to earn an impartial job. When Julie becomes pregnant, he is talked into committing a robbery, but the thought backfires when he falls on his occupy knife and dies while trying to rush the police. Now in Heaven, Billy is given one last chance to redeem himself and to reconcile his now-teenaged daughter. Filled with haunting songs like “If I Loved You” and “You’ll Never Skedaddle Alone”, CAROUSEL remains a very challenging film experience.

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This DVD has been available for a while in the UK and Australia, and will finally acquire a US release this November. Extra features will include audio commentary from Shirley Jones and Lop Redman; an all-new featurette “Turns on the Carousel”, vintage performances from the “General Foods” Rodgers & Hammerstein TV tribute (novel Broadway leads John Raitt and Jan Clayton performing the complete Bench Scene/”If I Loved You”) . Also included are several rare MovieTone news segments, and the deleted numbers “Blow High Blow Shameful” and “You’re a Odd One, Julie Jordan”.

In an age where a science fiction thriller can arrive 3 hours, it’s entertaining that relieve in 1956 20th Century Fox decided that a movie running two and one half hours was long enough for a musical. So what did they do? Oh, objective merely edit out two movie sequences containing the songs “You’re a Weird One, Julie Jordan” and “Blow High, Blow Indecent”. Hello? And how long was the classic 1939 “Gone With the Wind”? Over three hours? What a pity, because Rodgers & Hammerstein’s astonishing “Carousel” (their personal well-liked musical) deserved to be seen complete, no matter how long it may have been!! The deleted scenes added to the narrative and the songs were colossal. Luckily the two deleted songs can be heard on the VERY COMPLETE movie CD soundtrack (sight my review of it) . Since so many DVDs these days are coming out with Director’s Sever versions of more new movies, perhaps “Carousel” may one day be re-released in it’s fair entirety, that is unless the Hollywood morons of 1956 threw away the deleted film!! For the time being, let’s be thankful for the “Carousel” of which I’m writing. Highly Recommended.

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On the recently reissued 2-CD position of “Carousel” is the 1934 french film “Liliom”, in which “Carousel” is based upon. While an fascinating bonus feature, it’s ruined by subtitles that are flashed so fast that they require race reading skills. At other times there are extended moments in the film where subtitles don’t even appear. A very erratic presentation, to say the least.
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January 22nd, 2010
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Here’s a movie for dog lovers, the elderly, children of divorce, FOBs (Friends of Birds), ancient Boy Scouts, people yearning for adventure, and anyone who has ever loved… and lost. Up is for everyone. It made me laugh out loud, and it made me bellow.

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I understanding it would be tough for Up to match the emotional power of Wall-E. The two Pixar films are similar in their lack of dialogue in the first act, which helps deepen the emotional impact. Up begins with Carl, a haunted young boy star-struck by a distinguished explorer; and kookie Ellie, who has a similar obsession. The two kids become like a flash friends, and stutter to one day disappear to Venezuela’s Paradise Falls. After getting married, they retract their dream home and fix it up, hoping to hold it with children. Carl and Ellie’s life together from childhood through archaic age is depicted, silently, with delicacy and subtlety. The first 15 minutes is like a celebration of a cheerful marriage, and you truly feel Carl’s harm when he is left alone. He sits slumped in his chair, talking to the house as if it is the missing Ellie.

When developers stop in on Carl’s beloved home, he decides to fulfill his promise to Ellie and move to Paradise Falls. A archaic balloon vendor, Carl lifts his home with hundreds of smart balloons. Stowing away on the porch is Russell, a stout, intrepid kid trying to procure a scouting badge.

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After landing in Paradise Falls, the traditional man and the limited boy are joined by a golden retriever named Dug who can talk with his collar, and a great rare bird that bonds with Russell (he names her “Kevin”) . Dug is priceless: spot-on for every dog that ever lived, including an obsession with squirrels. Through a series of conclude calls and adventures, the quartet vanquishes a villain, saving the day. And Russell earns his scouting badge.

In the process, Carl learns to let go of his dim mourning for Ellie, and live life again. When this happens, a truly magical thing happens. Before, Carl’s craggy face is gray and monochromatic. At the moment of his transformation, Carl’s face is awash in color, and he is surrounded by elegant hues. It reminded me of The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy steps out of her gray world and into a candy-colored Munchkinland. Carl, too, enters a whole unusual world.

Up is a deeply emotional film, fat of truth. It’s the year’s best film. Find another triumph for Pixar.

Someday, Pixar is going to do it — they’re going to make an emotionally uninspiring, lackluster engaging movie. But in the meantime, they’re unruffled putting out enjoyable sharp movies like “Up,” which defies the usual kid-movie conventions by starring a crotchety outmoded man. It’s a charming, fun itsy-bitsy adventure record with flying dogs and balloon-powered houses, but underlying it is a bittersweet exiguous memoir about loss and esteem.

As a child, the timorous Carl Fredricksen bonded with the oddball Ellie over their shared like of adventure, the explorer Charles Muntz, and Paradise Falls. They later married, recede into their “clubhouse” together, and lived a long, sadly childless life together. When Ellie died, she had never fulfilled her dream of going to Paradise Falls.

Now crotchety, alone and harassed by a exact estate developer, Carl (Ed Asner) is finally ordered to a retirement home. But he isn’t going quietly — instead he attaches thousands of balloons to his house and floats it away toward South America. But he accidentally takes an involved, naive Wilderness Explorer (a thinly-veiled Boy Scout) named Russell (Jordan Nagai) along for the go. Bad kid was unprejudiced trying to obtain an “assisting the elderly” badge.

And the jungle shuffle to Paradise Falls turns out to have some surprising obstacles: a spacious emulike bird that Russell names Kevin, a talking dog named Dug (”I am jumping on you, bird!”), and a mysterious used man who lives deep in the heart of the jungle. Turns out the dilapidated guy is very familiar to Carl — and to occupy Kevin, he’s willing to sacrifice Carl and Russell.

Industry experts were babbling about how “Up” wouldn’t be as current as the previous Pixar movies, because the protagonist is basically a crusty passe coot. Well, shows what they know. It ended up becoming one of those classic movies that somehow appeals to all ages — while the humor and action appeal to children, adults can luxuriate in Carl’s fancy for his lost wife, and his humdrum realization that he’s clinging to the past.

In fact, the first ten minutes are some of the most heart-tugging, quietly bittersweet scenes I’ve seen in a long time. Without a word, they indicate all the ups and downs of a realistic marriage — joys, sorrows (Ellie’s inability to have children), growing extinct together, and finally loss.

But it’s not a depressing movie by any stretch — in fact, it’s like a childhood fantasy reach to life, complete with a floating house suspended on hundreds of balloons, and biplanes piloted by a talking dog army.. Plenty of astronomical dialogue (”Do you want to play a game? It’s called Look Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything.” “Icy! My mom loves that game!”) and an action-packed climax in an old airship.

Ed Asner is absolutely perfect as ubergrouch Carl — crotchety, grumpy, and obvious to fulfill his wife’s lifelong dream, but gradually realizing he’s clinging to the past. Nagai is equally perfect as Carl’s polar opposite: a naive, chattery Scout who is sure to reunite Kevin with her baby chicks. And the utterly adorable Dug and the other dogs deserve special examine. These creatures are utterly hilarious — they talk (”I hid under your porch because I fancy you”) and act the plot dogs would if they talked. Three words: cone of shame.

The two-disc edition is going to have some very nice extras, but once again people with regular-def DVDs are going to procure shafted because the Blu-ray edition will have a bunch of queer stuff. Grr. As for this one, there’s a digital copy, the director’s audio commentary, kinda-alternate-ending “The Many Endings of Muntz,” and the documentary “Adventure Is Out There” about the research for this movie.

There are also a pair of adorable piquant shorts. “Partly Cloudy” has a much-abused stork having to lisp potentially nefarious baby creatures from a kind but clueless cloud. And “Dug’s Special Mission” is a sort of backstory for the adorable Dug, explaining what the heck he was doing before he met up with Carl and Russell.

“Up” continues Pixar’s running tally of gloriously bright, emotionally layered movies that the entire family can bask in. With that, I have only one more thing to say… SQUIRREL!
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January 22nd, 2010
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This DVD is a mishmash. A low-rent theatrical short here, a trek through a carnival shocked house there, some detached shots of aged spookshow posters in between. In fact, “Monsters Fracture the Pajama Party” is nearly impossible to picture. It’s not a feature film, though there is a feature (”Tormented”) included somewhere on the disc. Nor is it primarily about the title segment, a short monster/comedy flick starring a bunch of college kids and a furious scientist. Instead, it’s almost as if the entire DVD is made up of extras. But what a colossal collection of extras it is! For one grievous tag, you catch monsters, happenin’ 60s co-eds, rotten narration, REALLY unpleasant acting, a bit of 3-D, a guy in a bargain-basement gorilla outfit and a whole lot more! Watching this disc feels like channel surfing in a world in which the Cramps hurry all the TV stations. It’s like watching snippets of movies made by people who…well…wish they could manufacture better movies. The result? It’s absolutely, over-the-top brilliant; a patchwork of lowbrow cinema that will leave you wondering, “Where the heck did this stuff ever play?? ”

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My only complaint about this disc (and I’m docking it a whole star for this) is that it’s REALLY hard to navigate! The viewer is elegant noteworthy left to fair stumble onto various scenes by trial and error. It’s an astonishing collection of clips and snippets overall, but this thing should have arrive with a blueprint.

DVDs with a lot of extras are titanic. But when one is almost entirely extras, it falls flat. So I feel the need to warn mal-informed b-movie fans as to what they are truly getting on this disc.

Now get no mistake, I like obscure sci-fi/horror as noteworthy as the next geek (I rate The Brain From Planet Arous 4 stars, for Pete’s Sake), but that’s not really what this dvd is about. While it may be fun once in a while for parties, avoid it if you are considering it on its believe merits. To delight in this disc, one must really really be on the lookout for regional rarities. If you like looking at other people’s home movies, that is a head start; and don’t deem I am exaggerating because some home movies are in fact included on this disc. (Manos is an A-Picture legend compared to some of this stuff.)

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First, the navigation of the dvd was admittedly great: sort of like a spectral savor hunt. Some items are highlighted but not explained in text, while others are not shown at all, so you really have to search. Some people may get it annoying. I found it rather charming. With patience, you’ll locate them all.

BTW, this dvd is not really for kids, although there is not anything too objectionable. But most would probably not have the patience to sit through this. Mighty of the disc achieves a positive amount of nostalgic spookiness (as opposed to being ghastly) by being the most hypnotically dreary things these eyes have ever seen.

A collection of trailers from midnight spook shows is fun for 15 minutes, but continues on for another 30, becoming very repetitive and plain and repetitive and slow and repetitive. Buffs will luxuriate in playing Residence the Art, as these stage shows often ripped off poster images from movies of the time, such as Beverly Garland screaming in Not Of This Earth. Some are humorous or cold, but they fair go on forever. I didn’t even gawk the detached gallery of poster art; there were 300 items!

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The 3-D Asylum of the Insane is a genuinely weird, headache-inducing affair even with the free glasses. At first it consists of joyful suburban families throwing footballs at the camera. Then a yo-yo expert comes on. Finally, three costumed weirdos perform stabbing motions at the lens for approximately 13 hours (actually it only seemed that long) . This was disturbing in a Flying Monkey sort of diagram.

The title feature is terribly lifeless but watchable hokum about portly and rather worn sorority sisters spending the night in a creepy house. Then there is a short where a guy turns into a werewolf as he returns with snacks to his car at the Drive-In Theater: pleasing lame, uncomfortably idiotic. Another is a trip through a carnival spook house: why, I must ask? Another is an educational short about a boy who is timid, why that is glorious and how he can combat his fears: it will likely have you wishing for Joel and the ‘Bots. Another follows a guy as he is menaced by grotesque women in gowns: like a low-rent Carnival of Souls and nowhere approach as obliging.

There are other extras, too, which you can read about for yourself. I only mean to give my win on things without the bombastic ad-speak, and I conception most of the extras were blah. I am not criticizing the distress achieve out by the makers of this disc, only the flawed thinking leisurely it. To give you an conception, one of the “hidden gems” in the navigation is footage of a skull that turns to the camera and says “End icy,” and that’s it. Ho-hum.

I will say that some of the restful short movies included are not bad; one about a mummy and one in an operating room are of particular artistic merit. I wish I knew exactly what they were. But they are the exceptions and definitely not the rule.

The Bert I. Gordon film Tormented is the most savory thing on the disc, but it seems like sort of a last-minute add-on, rather than one of the main attractions. A matter of perspective and (terrible) taste, perhaps. If you grew up with these spook shows, maybe you’ll feel differently. But I feel that they easily could have chopped out some of the “junk” and added another full-length feature. The disc objective needed less salad and more meat.

In summation: you accept a lot, but what you earn is not too well-behaved. Like a cheap all-you can-eat buffet where the food has been out under the heat lamps too long.

P.S. IMHO this all honest goes to expose how proper William Castle really was at his showman shtick.
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January 22nd, 2010
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I’m a mother of 4, and this Pilates Weight Loss DVD is the perfect workout to do at home. It’s really helping me tone my saggy “muffin-top” waist residence, while giving me the total stretching and strengthening I need. The visual demonstrations are very definite, and the detailed verbal instructions give me all the coaching I need to work on improving my pilates technique. This DVD is satisfactory as it’s so easy to follow and has plenty of variation to retain me working out for months to near! It’s astounding how these Pilates techniques, that develop me feel so kindly by stretching my whole body, can really obtain a expansive cardio burn too.

I’ve been a fan of Brooke’s for years — I’ve done numerous Pilates dvds and have only been able to do Pilates with Brooke, thus far, with her books, flash cards, and CDs (in the Pilates Body Kit) . I’ve loved her from the originate and have been hoping for a dvd.

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I did this one today and objective loved it! Don’t anxiety that it says it’s for beginners if you’ve been doing Pilates for years. This is a solid Intermediate Pilates workout. It’s approachable for Beginners, but isn’t broken down slowly for explanations like most Beginner Pilates dvds. It flows wonderfully, is tubby of absorbing exercises, and is a pleasure to do with Brooke. Honest fabulous!
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January 22nd, 2010
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Here’s a movie for dog lovers, the elderly, children of divorce, FOBs (Friends of Birds), musty Boy Scouts, people yearning for adventure, and anyone who has ever loved… and lost. Up is for everyone. It made me laugh out loud, and it made me sob.

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I belief it would be tough for Up to match the emotional power of Wall-E. The two Pixar films are similar in their lack of dialogue in the first act, which helps deepen the emotional impact. Up begins with Carl, a stunned young boy star-struck by a illustrious explorer; and kookie Ellie, who has a similar obsession. The two kids become quickly friends, and pronounce to one day go to Venezuela’s Paradise Falls. After getting married, they win their dream home and fix it up, hoping to have it with children. Carl and Ellie’s life together from childhood through veteran age is depicted, silently, with delicacy and subtlety. The first 15 minutes is like a celebration of a gay marriage, and you truly feel Carl’s hurt when he is left alone. He sits slumped in his chair, talking to the house as if it is the missing Ellie.

When developers cessation in on Carl’s beloved home, he decides to fulfill his promise to Ellie and recede to Paradise Falls. A worn balloon vendor, Carl lifts his home with hundreds of lustrous balloons. Stowing away on the porch is Russell, a chunky, heroic kid trying to fetch a scouting badge.

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After landing in Paradise Falls, the frail man and the slight boy are joined by a golden retriever named Dug who can talk with his collar, and a enormous rare bird that bonds with Russell (he names her “Kevin”) . Dug is priceless: spot-on for every dog that ever lived, including an obsession with squirrels. Through a series of terminate calls and adventures, the quartet vanquishes a villain, saving the day. And Russell earns his scouting badge.

In the process, Carl learns to let go of his shadowy mourning for Ellie, and live life again. When this happens, a truly magical thing happens. Before, Carl’s craggy face is gray and monochromatic. At the moment of his transformation, Carl’s face is awash in color, and he is surrounded by pretty hues. It reminded me of The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy steps out of her gray world and into a candy-colored Munchkinland. Carl, too, enters a whole unique world.

Up is a deeply emotional film, pudgy of truth. It’s the year’s best film. Glean another triumph for Pixar.

Someday, Pixar is going to do it — they’re going to beget an emotionally uninspiring, lackluster intriguing movie. But in the meantime, they’re composed putting out exquisite piquant movies like “Up,” which defies the usual kid-movie conventions by starring a crotchety veteran man. It’s a charming, fun miniature adventure epic with flying dogs and balloon-powered houses, but underlying it is a bittersweet dinky account about loss and esteem.

As a child, the terrorized Carl Fredricksen bonded with the oddball Ellie over their shared cherish of adventure, the explorer Charles Muntz, and Paradise Falls. They later married, go into their “clubhouse” together, and lived a long, sadly childless life together. When Ellie died, she had never fulfilled her dream of going to Paradise Falls.

Now crotchety, alone and harassed by a right estate developer, Carl (Ed Asner) is finally ordered to a retirement home. But he isn’t going quietly — instead he attaches thousands of balloons to his house and floats it away toward South America. But he accidentally takes an involved, naive Wilderness Explorer (a thinly-veiled Boy Scout) named Russell (Jordan Nagai) along for the breeze. Bad kid was impartial trying to fetch an “assisting the elderly” badge.

And the jungle hobble to Paradise Falls turns out to have some surprising obstacles: a grand emulike bird that Russell names Kevin, a talking dog named Dug (”I am jumping on you, bird!”), and a mysterious conventional man who lives deep in the heart of the jungle. Turns out the passe guy is very familiar to Carl — and to purchase Kevin, he’s willing to sacrifice Carl and Russell.

Industry experts were babbling about how “Up” wouldn’t be as common as the previous Pixar movies, because the protagonist is basically a crusty mature coot. Well, shows what they know. It ended up becoming one of those classic movies that somehow appeals to all ages — while the humor and action appeal to children, adults can indulge in Carl’s cherish for his lost wife, and his monotonous realization that he’s clinging to the past.

In fact, the first ten minutes are some of the most heart-tugging, quietly bittersweet scenes I’ve seen in a long time. Without a word, they display all the ups and downs of a realistic marriage — joys, sorrows (Ellie’s inability to have children), growing conventional together, and finally loss.

But it’s not a depressing movie by any stretch — in fact, it’s like a childhood fantasy approach to life, complete with a floating house suspended on hundreds of balloons, and biplanes piloted by a talking dog army.. Plenty of tall dialogue (”Do you want to play a game? It’s called Inspect Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything.” “Icy! My mom loves that game!”) and an action-packed climax in an ancient airship.

Ed Asner is absolutely perfect as ubergrouch Carl — crotchety, grumpy, and certain to fulfill his wife’s lifelong dream, but gradually realizing he’s clinging to the past. Nagai is equally perfect as Carl’s polar opposite: a naive, chattery Scout who is sure to reunite Kevin with her baby chicks. And the utterly adorable Dug and the other dogs deserve special inspect. These creatures are utterly hilarious — they talk (”I hid under your porch because I admire you”) and act the draw dogs would if they talked. Three words: cone of shame.

The two-disc edition is going to have some very nice extras, but once again people with regular-def DVDs are going to salvage shafted because the Blu-ray edition will have a bunch of peculiar stuff. Grr. As for this one, there’s a digital copy, the director’s audio commentary, kinda-alternate-ending “The Many Endings of Muntz,” and the documentary “Adventure Is Out There” about the research for this movie.

There are also a pair of adorable moving shorts. “Partly Cloudy” has a much-abused stork having to relate potentially contaminated baby creatures from a kind but clueless cloud. And “Dug’s Special Mission” is a sort of backstory for the adorable Dug, explaining what the heck he was doing before he met up with Carl and Russell.

“Up” continues Pixar’s running tally of gloriously piquant, emotionally layered movies that the entire family can delight in. With that, I have only one more thing to say… SQUIRREL!
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January 21st, 2010
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After a string of movies site in Europe, Woody Allen triumphantly returns to his beloved Recent York for Whatever Works. Since Allen releases a unusual film each year, it’s hit-or-miss with him (rightfully so) . This film got less-than-enthusiastic reviews and, as such, I wasn’t expecting remarkable from it…But the critics really misrepresented this film, as this is one of Woody’s best comedies.

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Larry David (of Curb Your Enthusiasm fame) plays Boris Yellnikoff, a caustic, retired physicist who walks with a limp due to a failed suicide attempt. Now, Boris teaches chess to “zombie-minded imbeciles.” Evan Rachel Wood plays Melodie, a naïve runaway from Mississippi, who stumbles into Boris’ life…Against all odds, the two marry and Melodie’s parents (played wonderfully by Patricia Clarkson and Ed Begley, Jr.) both, separately, collect her.

I’m not familiar with Larry David’s previous work, so I don’t know how great of this performance carries over from his possess persona; but David is playing the Woody Allen role here to perfection. David perfectly captures the neurotic, arrogant genius that is Boris and recites Allen’s dialogue as if it comes straight from his believe thoughts. Of course, this is a film filled with ample performances as can be expected from a film by Woody Allen. Begley, Jr. is particularly surprising as Melodie’s father…And while some may not be too impressed by Wood’s performance as Melodie, she’s very convincing and cute.

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This is truthfully one of Allen’s best comedies and an all-around ample film. The dialogue here is typical, philosophical, sarcastic Allen…But it doesn’t impartial elicit chuckles, but full-on, laugh-out-loud laughter. It’s a very smart film that not ONLY ranks as one of Allen’s best comedies, but one of his best films. I don’t scrutinize how this film has not received the amount of praise it deserves, because I clearly saw something all the critic’s didn’t. While the past few years have shown a return to construct for Allen, this film stands as a terrific achievement in the Allen catalogue. It’s quite honestly one of the best films I’ve seen this year and it’s not to be missed.

GRADE: A

I will dismal this film in my top five Woody Allen films which include: Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, Interiors,

and Sleeper.

Laughed out loud for many of the segments and the script. Perfect cure on a rainy day.

Thank you Woody Allen!
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January 21st, 2010
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Here’s a movie for dog lovers, the elderly, children of divorce, FOBs (Friends of Birds), extinct Boy Scouts, people yearning for adventure, and anyone who has ever loved… and lost. Up is for everyone. It made me laugh out loud, and it made me weep.

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I notion it would be tough for Up to match the emotional power of Wall-E. The two Pixar films are similar in their lack of dialogue in the first act, which helps deepen the emotional impact. Up begins with Carl, a horrified young boy star-struck by a famed explorer; and kookie Ellie, who has a similar obsession. The two kids become swiftly friends, and sigh to one day recede to Venezuela’s Paradise Falls. After getting married, they assume their dream home and fix it up, hoping to believe it with children. Carl and Ellie’s life together from childhood through weak age is depicted, silently, with delicacy and subtlety. The first 15 minutes is like a celebration of a glad marriage, and you truly feel Carl’s wound when he is left alone. He sits slumped in his chair, talking to the house as if it is the missing Ellie.

When developers terminate in on Carl’s beloved home, he decides to fulfill his promise to Ellie and depart to Paradise Falls. A old-fashioned balloon vendor, Carl lifts his home with hundreds of lustrous balloons. Stowing away on the porch is Russell, a full, brave kid trying to win a scouting badge.

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After landing in Paradise Falls, the extinct man and the limited boy are joined by a golden retriever named Dug who can talk with his collar, and a expansive rare bird that bonds with Russell (he names her “Kevin”) . Dug is priceless: spot-on for every dog that ever lived, including an obsession with squirrels. Through a series of finish calls and adventures, the quartet vanquishes a villain, saving the day. And Russell earns his scouting badge.

In the process, Carl learns to let go of his shadowy mourning for Ellie, and live life again. When this happens, a truly magical thing happens. Before, Carl’s craggy face is gray and monochromatic. At the moment of his transformation, Carl’s face is awash in color, and he is surrounded by pleasing hues. It reminded me of The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy steps out of her gray world and into a candy-colored Munchkinland. Carl, too, enters a whole unusual world.

Up is a deeply emotional film, pudgy of truth. It’s the year’s best film. Obtain another triumph for Pixar.

Someday, Pixar is going to do it — they’re going to construct an emotionally uninspiring, lackluster captivating movie. But in the meantime, they’re level-headed putting out savory inspiring movies like “Up,” which defies the usual kid-movie conventions by starring a crotchety primitive man. It’s a charming, fun tiny adventure tale with flying dogs and balloon-powered houses, but underlying it is a bittersweet microscopic chronicle about loss and fancy.

As a child, the paralyzed Carl Fredricksen bonded with the oddball Ellie over their shared like of adventure, the explorer Charles Muntz, and Paradise Falls. They later married, disappear into their “clubhouse” together, and lived a long, sadly childless life together. When Ellie died, she had never fulfilled her dream of going to Paradise Falls.

Now crotchety, alone and harassed by a proper estate developer, Carl (Ed Asner) is finally ordered to a retirement home. But he isn’t going quietly — instead he attaches thousands of balloons to his house and floats it away toward South America. But he accidentally takes an involved, naive Wilderness Explorer (a thinly-veiled Boy Scout) named Russell (Jordan Nagai) along for the hasten. Awful kid was unbiased trying to pick up an “assisting the elderly” badge.

And the jungle race to Paradise Falls turns out to have some surprising obstacles: a expansive emulike bird that Russell names Kevin, a talking dog named Dug (”I am jumping on you, bird!”), and a mysterious archaic man who lives deep in the heart of the jungle. Turns out the used guy is very familiar to Carl — and to bewitch Kevin, he’s willing to sacrifice Carl and Russell.

Industry experts were babbling about how “Up” wouldn’t be as current as the previous Pixar movies, because the protagonist is basically a crusty passe coot. Well, shows what they know. It ended up becoming one of those classic movies that somehow appeals to all ages — while the humor and action appeal to children, adults can delight in Carl’s savor for his lost wife, and his humdrum realization that he’s clinging to the past.

In fact, the first ten minutes are some of the most heart-tugging, quietly bittersweet scenes I’ve seen in a long time. Without a word, they point to all the ups and downs of a realistic marriage — joys, sorrows (Ellie’s inability to have children), growing archaic together, and finally loss.

But it’s not a depressing movie by any stretch — in fact, it’s like a childhood fantasy advance to life, complete with a floating house suspended on hundreds of balloons, and biplanes piloted by a talking dog army.. Plenty of vast dialogue (”Do you want to play a game? It’s called Glimpse Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything.” “Frigid! My mom loves that game!”) and an action-packed climax in an old-fashioned airship.

Ed Asner is absolutely perfect as ubergrouch Carl — crotchety, grumpy, and sure to fulfill his wife’s lifelong dream, but gradually realizing he’s clinging to the past. Nagai is equally perfect as Carl’s polar opposite: a naive, chattery Scout who is sure to reunite Kevin with her baby chicks. And the utterly adorable Dug and the other dogs deserve special glance. These creatures are utterly hilarious — they talk (”I hid under your porch because I appreciate you”) and act the design dogs would if they talked. Three words: cone of shame.

The two-disc edition is going to have some very nice extras, but once again people with regular-def DVDs are going to catch shafted because the Blu-ray edition will have a bunch of outlandish stuff. Grr. As for this one, there’s a digital copy, the director’s audio commentary, kinda-alternate-ending “The Many Endings of Muntz,” and the documentary “Adventure Is Out There” about the research for this movie.

There are also a pair of adorable engaging shorts. “Partly Cloudy” has a much-abused stork having to bellow potentially dismal baby creatures from a kind but clueless cloud. And “Dug’s Special Mission” is a sort of backstory for the adorable Dug, explaining what the heck he was doing before he met up with Carl and Russell.

“Up” continues Pixar’s running tally of gloriously bright, emotionally layered movies that the entire family can be pleased. With that, I have only one more thing to say… SQUIRREL!
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The critics really blew it on this one. (Leonard Maltin must have been having a really terrible day.) Some of the reviews are absolutely bewildering - as if they saw some other movie.

“Medicine Man” is the rare action/adventure film with something more than car chases and shootouts on its mind, a passionate parable of the rampant destruction of the rainforest and the miracles of nature now threatened by “progress”.

Sean Connery gives one of the best, most nuanced performances of his career, almost certainly the definitive “conventional” Connery role, and Lorraine Bracco is a perfect foil as the sharp-tongued but endearing “Dr. Bronx” - their conflict thoroughly understandable and its resolution none too easy.

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The breathtaking beauty of the rainforest and the haunting images of the native tribes driven from their homes (or decimated by the white man’s diseases) are punctuated by thrilling aerial sequences high above in the jungle canopy - “the top shelf in the pharmacological superstore”.

Forget the critics. This is an almost perfectly realized film, one that fair gets better with each viewing, one that stays with you long after it’s over.

For Connery fans, I also recommend one of his early (and nearly forgotten) films, “The Hill”.

Dr. Campbell (Sean Connery), a biochemist who has been doing extensive medical research for years in the lush rainforests of the Amazon, has found what impartial might be a MAJOR medical breakthrough. But that’s not to say that he wouldn’t delight in unprejudiced a petite bit of encourage. Dr. Crane (Lorraine Bracco), a fellow biochemist comes to the help of Dr. Campbell to relieve him as grand as she can.

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Will Dr. Campbell and Dr. Crane be able to regain this miracle cure that could be fair over the horizon? Will they be able to location aside their differences and actually be able to glean along one of these days? These are the major questions that watching “Medicine Man” will retort for all the viewers who leer this big movie.

“Medicine Man” is one of those movies that doesn’t need a bit of special effects to form it an unforgettable movie. It’s a film that is precise compelling and intelligent to peek from begin to achieve without ever getting dead. With Sean Connery as the lead character, you know there will be stout acting included.

If you’re a fan of grand movies, I definitely recommend to not miss out on your chance to peek and even occupy “Medicine Man.”
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